Hilarious Proverbs Modern Funny

Hilarious Proverbs Modern Funny 

Parents can tell but never guide unless they practice what they sermonize.

Life is like a tailor... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Without vision, we are blind to opportunity.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Friendship is what binds the world together in peace, may we all become friends.

It matters not what you do, as long as you are the best one doing it.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

It's great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.

In golf as in life, it is the follow-through that makes the difference.

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The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.

To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.

False hope is nicer than no hope at all.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.

You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life.

Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Patience will come to those who wait for it.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.