Modern Funny Hilarious Idioms

Modern Funny Hilarious Idioms 

The man who walks through the airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who farts in church sits on his own bench.

Stand in the bathroom, get heightened on the pot.

A female who dances while wearing a jockstrap has a make-believe ballroom.

A woman who rides bicycles in the city pedal ass all over town.

A girl's best investment is her 'lie-Ability', not a " Liability".

Man with a hole-in purse feels cocky all day.

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

The man who runs behind the car gets exhausted.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who eats jellybean fart in technicolor.

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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Baby conceived on the back seat of a car with automatic transmission grow up to be a shiftless bastard.

A woman who cooks beans and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary.

Kotex is not the best thing on earth, but the next to the best thing.

A man who marries a girl with no bust has the right to feel low down.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

A man who speaks with a forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the middle of the desert.

The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.

A man who sneezes without a hanky takes matters into his own hands.

He who eats too many prunes sits on the toilet many moons.

Man who drops watches in the toilet is bound to have a shitty time.

The man who flies the plane upside down has a crackup.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who eats prunes gets a good run for the money.

A wife who put her husband in the doghouse soon finds him in the cathouse.

A man who fights with his wife all day gets no piece at night.

Man with one chopstick goes hungry.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

A man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

"A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.".

"You never test the depth of a river with both feet."

"Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."

"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."

It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going to.

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—the best part of him is underground.

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.

A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.

He who never made a mistake made a discovery.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.