Most lies about blondes are false. Hilarious Quotes

Hilarious & Stupid Quotes - Most lies about blondes are false.

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The team has come along slow but fast."

- Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager

"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."

- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

Hilarious & Stupid Quotes - Most lies about blondes are false.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Football players win football games."

- Chuck Knox, football coach

"Most lies about blondes are false."

- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

Funny Quotes

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."

- David Acfield